Nintendo panics; Zelda Wii prototype leaked to public

Things are starting disastrously for Nintendo’s E3 2010 conference when a prototype of Zelda Wii was leaked and uploaded to a blog. You may play the Zelda Wii prototype here.

In other news, on a recent business trip to Seattle, I dropped by a bar for a drink. Lo and behold, someone had left a 3DS prototype on a bar stool! I am willing to sell the 3DS prototype to anyone out there for $5000 at minimum so they can post wild pictures of it on their blog. But a check must be mailed to me first before I will verify.