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Will Nintendo use the 3DS for games other than flying?

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Have you noticed every ‘original’ 3DS game is about flying?

Pilotwings Resort is all about flying.

Kid Icarus will be all about flying.

Super Mario 3DS will be about flying (why else put in a raccoon tail?).

Steel Driver doesn’t count since it is a DS leftover. Mario Kart, Nintendogs, and Animal Crossing won’t count since they are sequels to DS games.

Every original Nintendo 3DS game is all about flying.

“You see, Malstrom,” says Nintendo with a haughty air, “the best way to maximize the 3d effect is to fly through clouds. So every game we will make will be flying through clouds. Hahahahaha!”

But there is another benefit, isn’t there?

“That’s right, Malstrom,” says Nintendo. “Flying through clouds doesn’t demand us to make content. It is easy to make a sky and some clouds. It is much harder to make a ground. Remember, we at Nintendo do not make worlds! Hahahahahaha!”

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