What is the first thing listed for Starcraft 2’s expansion? Gameplay? FAQ? Media? Nope. STORY.
Above: Apparently being de-infested by the Zerg causes your ass to balloon to gigantic size. Even though this picture is very zoomed out (click to get a better look), you can still see how out of proportion is her butt.
When I look at the story page, the amateurishness of it is extremely striking. Look at the ‘new characters’ listed on the page. Holy moly! I can’t stop laughing at them. BTW, what happened to the cerebrates? They were so much cooler.
Kerrigan, on the very left, appears to have become Jamaican after being de-infested. Looks like an anime character who got lost and somehow wandered into Starcraft 2.
(Yes, I have seen the leaked ending of HOTS. The Hollywood ‘moments’ and how similar it is to the WOL does give it credence of being real. I hope for Blizzard’s sake that it is a stunt. And oh goodness, if that is the actual ending, this firehose of complaints of the Starcraft 2 story will become a broken fire hydrant complete with geysers.)
(“This isn’t vengeance, Arcturus…. this… is…. JUSTICE!!!!!!” *chops off head* hahahahaha, so amateurish….)