So many emails are upset with E3 2011 that the tears are leaking through my monitor. Since it is difficult to explain to others why my monitor is all wet, it is time for Doctor Malstrom to offer something for your pain.
Listen to these, and you will find yourself laughing in no time! And it is good to laugh. We need to laugh more often.
There was a radio show from the 70s called Dr. Demento. While he didn’t make all these songs, they were broadcast. Before the Internet, we had to get our craziness from avenues like the Dr. Demento show. Ahh, Dr. Demento. One of our great entertainers!
Above: If the reader happens to be a hardcore gamer, perhaps this will remind you to shave so you will always be clean!
Above: “Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow! There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!”
Above: While many people have seen this 8-bit parody, the audio was done by Dr. Demento.
Is that not demented enough for you? Oh, so you are still sad? Well, I know something that will get you to smile. This may not be safe for work, even though it is about candy bars, so I will link to it. You’ll feel quite dirty after hearing it.
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