Quiet reader! The GAME GOD named KOJIMA is talking. Kneel, reader, kneel, and genuflect on the words that GAME GOD KOJIMA is about to utter. Meditate… meditate… meditate… and behold:
“I had absolutely no participation in the development of the NES version. The NES version was a pitiful title developed cheaply and simply by a small team in Tokyo. That was during the bubble economy where anything and everything that was released would sell. I came across the game in a bargain bin and tried play it, but the game design is pretty bad. There is some gameplay that includes infiltrating a base that didn’t exist in the original. However, even I, the developer of the original game, was unable to infiltrate the base even once. Furthermore, being Metal Gear, it goes without saying that Metal Gear should make an appearance at the end. However, from what I’ve heard, due to the technically difficulties in displaying the sprite on the screen, they swapped Metal Gear out for a gigantic monitor. That made me see that whoever created the game had no sliver of appreciation for the players. However, even thought it was an abomination, it was during the bubble economy and it sold millions overseas. That title has only soiled my reputation.”
If it sold millions overseas, how could it be due to the ‘bubble economy’ of Japan?
“May I stop kneeling now?” asks the reader.
No! Keep kneeling and pondering over Kojima’s words! He is a GAME GOD. And his reputation has been SOILED.”
“Oh dear!”
It is funny seeing Kojima get angry on a game released over twenty years ago. I particularly enjoyed Kojima’s rage over Brain Age, and this is as equally delicious.
“Can I get up now?”
No, reader. Keep kneeling to the GAME GOD. Hahaha….