On Nintendo’s site, I clicked that the instructions on redeeming my ambassador games were not useful. It asked if it didn’t solve the problem, or solved the problem but created a new one. I chose that selection and wrote the following:
“The new problem is that this is crap. I tried to sell my stupid 3DS but they would give me so little money it wasn’t worth it. I can’t believe I trusted Nintendo with new hardware after what you did with the Wii. Give me ALL SNES games ever for free, and we’ll talk. I feel like I got played, like some player dude just took my sweet, minister’s daughter virginity and then dumped me, and then posted pictures on facebook of it and got me expelled from school. Because of you. You got me to pay $250 to feel like an idiot – and I would have been unhappy if you made me feel that way for free. But of course you got my money too, and now giving me old versions of the only fun games you know how to make is supposed to make me happier than pizza pie. Your stupid 3DS is a piece of crap and I don’t turn it on and I wish it would become useful. Or turn back into money. I hate all the time I spent ‘waiting’ for this ‘marvelous turd’ to come out. I wish I had all those hours back. I will never let myself be convinced of your bullshit marketing ever again. You can’t even make a 2D Mario game after it alone saves your stupid company. WHY NOT? Douches! I HATE YOU GUYS. I used to buy all your clothes and undies and stuff. Screw that. You’re very very arrogant. How can I even explain? I can’t. You should know better. Fire Miyamoto and Anouma. STUDY MALSTROM’S BLOG. You are idiots.”
Another satisfied customer.
“The new problem is that this is crap. I tried to sell my stupid 3DS but they would give me so little money it wasn’t worth it. I can’t believe I trusted Nintendo with new hardware after what you did with the Wii. Give me ALL SNES games ever for free, and we’ll talk. I feel like I got played, like some player dude just took my sweet, minister’s daughter virginity and then dumped me, and then posted pictures on facebook of it and got me expelled from school. Because of you. You got me to pay $250 to feel like an idiot – and I would have been unhappy if you made me feel that way for free. But of course you got my money too, and now giving me old versions of the only fun games you know how to make is supposed to make me happier than pizza pie. Your stupid 3DS is a piece of crap and I don’t turn it on and I wish it would become useful. Or turn back into money. I hate all the time I spent ‘waiting’ for this ‘marvelous turd’ to come out. I wish I had all those hours back. I will never let myself be convinced of your bullshit marketing ever again. You can’t even make a 2D Mario game after it alone saves your stupid company. WHY NOT? Douches! I HATE YOU GUYS. I used to buy all your clothes and undies and stuff. Screw that. You’re very very arrogant. How can I even explain? I can’t. You should know better. Fire Miyamoto and Anouma. STUDY MALSTROM’S BLOG. You are idiots.”
Another satisfied customer.
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