Two wonderful things came from Russia: Tetris and the Trolololo guy. There is this amazing video of Mr. Trololo where he sings in front of a live audience. The audience is hilarious as they all gather in their best clothes, are very quiet as if they went to the opera, but are there to hear the Trolololo.
I want you to imagine that I am the Trololo guy here. And on this day, I am performing the Trololo to everyone. Nintendo should put out a video to watch Trololo in 3d because this is what it feel like. If any of you wondered how it felt like watching the Virtual Boy, this is it.
Above: This video is all too appropriate for this news.
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I’ve been staring at this photo for the past five minutes, and I can’t stop laughing. So THIS is how you add a second analog stick to a game portable. Hahahahaha.
Can you imagine carrying that thing around? Bahahahaha. The thing looks almost obscene.
So to all of you who bought a 3DS, are you ready to buy the Wii U on day one? Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah.
Above: When you read the reactions to this news, have this play in the background as a fitting theme.