Posted by: seanmalstrom | June 10, 2012

Warcraft 4 story leaks; Blizzard panics; Metzen furious

We all know Warcraft 4 is in ‘development’. A little bird leaked to me the story of Warcraft 4. I know you will be shocked and dismayed. Here it is:

-The story takes place a long period of time after Warcraft 3 (and the events of WoW).

-The game starts out with a prophecy of an upcoming apocalypse.

-One of the main characters is depressed because of a choice that was made prior to when the game starts.

-Another main character is a beautiful woman.

-The beginning of the game revolves around gathering artifacts from various ruins. Some of these ruins are from the events of the prior games.

-One of the good characters gets corrupted and brings about the apocalypse.

-All factions must band together to stop the apocalypse. It becomes clear only the player can do it.

-The frustrated main character stops being frustrated and joins the cause to stop the apocalypse.

-The player stops the apocalypse.

-A happy ending results.

With the story of Warcraft 4 leaked, Blizzard is in a panic. Metzen is furious.

So let’s not stop there. I also obtained details on the story behind Titan. So far, Titan has been a ‘hush hush’ operation with no one allowed to even get near those offices. But today, Malstrom breaks down the wall.

-The game starts out with a prophecy of an upcoming apocalypse.

-One of the main characters is depressed because of a choice that was made prior to when the game starts.

-Another main character is a beautiful woman.

-The beginning of the game revolves around gathering artifacts from various ruins. Some of these ruins are from the events mentioned in the universe’s background.

-One of the good characters gets corrupted and brings about the apocalypse.

-All factions must band together to stop the apocalypse. It becomes clear only the player can do it.

-The frustrated main character stops being frustrated and joins the cause to stop the apocalypse.

-The player stops the apocalypse.

-A happy ending results.

Did you know that I also obtained the story for Starcraft 3? Yes. Hide your shock, reader. Here we go:

-The story takes place a long period of time after Starcraft 2 (and the events of Heart of the Swarm and Legacy of the Void expansion packs).

-The game starts out with a prophecy of an upcoming apocalypse.

-One of the main characters is depressed because of a choice that was made prior to when the game starts.

-Another main character is a beautiful woman.

-The beginning of the game revolves around gathering artifacts from various ruins. Some of these ruins are from the events of the prior games.

-One of the good characters gets corrupted and brings about the apocalypse.

-All factions must band together to stop the apocalypse. It becomes clear only the player can do it.

-The frustrated main character stops being frustrated and joins the cause to stop the apocalypse.

-The player stops the apocalypse.

-A happy ending results.

If you think Metzen isn’t throwing furniture around in his offices by now and Blizzard calling in all the stops, there is another leak. This is the upcoming story for Diablo 4:

-The story takes place a long period of time after Diablo 3 (and the events of Diablo 3’s two expansion packs).

-The game starts out with a prophecy of an upcoming apocalypse.

-One of the main characters is depressed because of a choice that was made prior to when the game starts.

-Another main character is a beautiful woman.

-The beginning of the game revolves around gathering artifacts from various ruins. Some of these ruins are from the events of the prior games.

-One of the good characters gets corrupted and brings about the apocalypse.

-All factions must band together to stop the apocalypse. It becomes clear only the player can do it.

-The frustrated main character stops being frustrated and joins the cause to stop the apocalypse.

-The player stops the apocalypse.

-A happy ending results.

Now that we know the story to all the upcoming games, what will Blizzard do?


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