What should I buy, Wii U owners?

Ahh, it is Nintendo’s third party list for August. What should I buy?

“You should buy Planes, Malstrom.”
“You should buy Harvest Moon. It is different because it is Harvest Moon in 3d! OMG!”
“You should buy Lego’s Marvel game.”
“No! You should buy Lego’s Chima game.”
“You should buy Monster Hunter 3 because it is the Ultimate Edition. Buy last generation games all over again!”
“Skylanders!”

Aside from Etrian Odyssey, I don’t see anything interesting (and not even Etrian is that interesting with its stupid anime cutscenes and ‘character building’). Owning a Nintendo console seems like a form of video game punishment these days.