I decided to watch the latest Bonus Round since it talked about the Xbone presentation. It was completely boring and no one said anything. Some idiot with a bad haircut kept talking about how amazing Xbone is and how he really wants to watch TV through his Xbone. Geez, the segment was so bad.
Yet, I watched all the way through it for one reason: Andrea Rene.
Halfway through the video, I stopped “hearing” what they were talking about and kept wondering if she was going to forget where she was at and uncross her legs. I had so much hope.
What I don’t understand is why she is trying so hard. Guys, you know when a woman is dressed like that she is being very ambitious looking for attention. Short skirt on a high barstool? High heel shoes? Girls know now to wear LONG necklaces so they can intentionally direct your attention to their chest.
Thank you, my dear, for saving the Bonus Round episode. Also, thank you for defying your feminist sisters.
Kick out the Dorito Pope and put her in as host. At least then when Michael Pachter drones on about how wonderful Xbone is and how we all should get it, we’ll still have something interesting to watch.
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