In the midst of E3 madness, it is time for you guys to take a break by checking out the Miss USA 2013 Swimsuit pics.
Ahh. I love how they are all on one page as if it is a wife shopping site. All I need now is a button that says ‘Place Miss Florida into your shopping basket’ or ‘Place Miss Rhode Island on your Wish List.’
Do you guys think Miss Oregon is fat? Not fat fat, but she certainly seems bigger.
“Gee Malstrom, why are you making a post about girls in swimsuits?”
It is because, gentle reader, I have noticed gamers and the Game Industry feeling ashamed that they are men. They get scared if a fantasy woman inside a video game is attractive. “Are we exploiting women?” they ask even though they are using digital bytes with no real life woman involved. When men act like this, they are saying they are ashamed of their own biological nature.
Unlike those guys, I am not ashamed. I know what I like, and I broadcast it without guilt to women. They like being liked.
So if you wimps out there who are scared of a swimsuit page of ‘exploiting women’ with your eyes, (of women who intentionally place themselves in swimsuits for you to look at) I offer a burka edition for your stupid guilt.
