Posted by: seanmalstrom | January 20, 2014

Hate Mail: Once again, you are fucking lying…

Would the reader be entertained by some of the hate mail I get? Here we go:

And why is it that the so-called Nintendo fans rarely play Nintendo games? Why don’t they play the original Nintendo games or show any curiosity about how they came about? All they do is replay N64 and Gamecube games and are shocked, shocked I tell you, that someone like me would suggest that Zelda is not about ‘puzzles’, that Mario is not about ‘collecting things’, and Metroid is not about ‘maternal instincts’.

First of all, yeah we ARE playing Nintendo games. And if we’re rarely playing them, it’s because of a little thing we call a JOB. Something that, despite your previous entries, I doubt you really fucking have at all. Second, no we’re shocked that someone as stupid and nostalgically blind and can’t grow up out of the 80s is spouting such self-righteous bullshit. You don’t speak for anyone but yourself. These articles only exist to help make the industry better only for YOURSELF you selfish cunt!

If quality games sell consoles, what should we make of Wii Sports and Wii Fit? Are they not, indeed, quality games? By bizarrely, everyone, analysts, Nintendo fans, and game journalists, consider Wii Sports and Wii Fit to be low quality video games and games like Wind Waker and Super Mario Galaxy to be high quality video games. We all know that Wii Sports is responsible for much of Wii’s success. Yet, we keep hearing about Wii’s success being a ‘gimmick’, a ‘marketing trick’, or something else.

The only people who are saying that are the retarded frat boy demographic. You can’t say Super Mario Galaxy and Wind Waker aren’t on the same level of quality as Wii Sports and Wii Fit no matter how many sales figures you pull out of your ass because that’s too subjective to be a fact. Sales don’t always denote quality. Sales are a result of popularity and success first.

And you ESPECIALLY can’t say Mario Galaxy isn’t quality when you’ve made no obvious attempt to actually play it. How can you tell if a game is poor w/o playing it for yourself? Other than taking other people or reviews’ word for it, you can’t!

(I bet that Zelda Wii U will be made in the Wind Waker style. Aonuma already said the Zelda Wii U trailer will NOT be what Zelda is like and the re-release of Wind Waker for Wii U was to prepare people for a similar game to follow.)

Again, lying cunt. He said it might not look like the tech demo. He didn’t necessarily say WHAT it will look like. You’re just assuming that because you are a blind nostalgia fag who only cares about yourself.

these people actually thought 3d World was a quality video game that would sell the hardware. It did not. We must consider that it is not a quality video game.”

I want to fucking cut you for saying that. It didn’t sell because Nintendo released it within the same period Sony and Microsoft released their newest consoles. Not because it was poor. And again, you haven’t played it yourself, so you don’t have the right to say that and are not a gamer. Gamers don’t follow retarded fallacies and logic like that. Only cunts and fanboys do.

I’ve been cheering the Nintendo collapse with the 3DS and Wii U because business reality would discipline Nintendo developers to make games that people want, that even I want

First of all, they have. People like you just come along and warp the consumers’ minds with your retro faggotry filled propaganda blogs. Second, Nintendo is not this hive mind that can read every collective person’s brain and react to their innermost desires whenever they please. Third, they did make a game you wanted: Zelda Link Between Worlds. And you STILL didn’t play it and just believed whatever fucking shit your goddamned sheep told you in your e-mails. Explain to me why Nintendo even SHOULD make games YOU want when you don’t even bother to buy or play them?! And fourth, I’ve said this before: The best games are the ones that are fun for both the developer AND the gamer, not one or the other. You should be writing about how Nintendo should adopt fan feedback and suggestions for what they could do with their games. But no, you wanna act like a crybaby fanboy but hide it by dressing it up to look like your making such a profound exclamation with your sales figures and big words. No I can read between the lines of your articles and I’m smart enough to know that you are a fucking, brain washing, shallow, pretentious, selfish, self-righteous cunt who wants one company to revolve around you and your needs and not evolve past the 80s and can’t stand anything that isn’t American. You ARE what will kill this industry and I only wish you a horrible, slow and painful death. Burn in the pit of hell you crawled out of you retro blind cunt.

Nintendo is facing the biggest disaster of its entire history, yet somehow I am the problem. I did my part in trying to warn Nintendo of their path. I tried to help Nintendo. I’m sure this guy probably blames me for Metroid: Other M’s poor sales as well.

Anyway, the emailer needs to know that I did buy Mario Galaxy when it was released (and sold it quickly). While I’m waiting for the hype to die down for the 3DS Zelda game so I can get an idea of its actual value, I’m not going to buy a system for one game. I’ll probably never buy a 3DS. But I might buy a Wii U one day.

This guy sends me mail like this every few days. They have replaced the funny pages I used to read.


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