Posted by: seanmalstrom | March 27, 2015

Brightwing reminds me of every CEO I’ve met

Listen to Brightwing. Just listen!

Brightwing is all nice, sweet, and then RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF. This is how every business leader talks. They are ‘so nice’ and ‘so sweet’ but then they bite.

All Brightwing needs to say now is “Please understand…”

Brightwing also reminds me of women who petition me for marriage. “I LIKE HAPPY THINGS LIKE BUTTERFLIES AND NATURE.” *rips man’s head off*



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