Posted by: seanmalstrom | June 17, 2015

Hardcore gamer orgasms

When I talk about the hardcore having orgasms, this is what I mean…

Above: Orgasms over a remake. Will anyone actually buy such a game? We will see.


Above: Orgasms over a sequel to a game that didn’t sell.


This is to prove to the reader that hardcore gamers do actually orgasm and squeal with tears.

Now, Nintendo could have had a similar reaction with, say, a new 2d Metroid. They get Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Shenmue III. Nintendo fans get…

Federation Force…

Above: “Behold my Metroid genius.”

Screw you, Sakamoto!






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