How are you, gentlemen!
*Malstrom holds up a piece of paper.*
This just came into my mailbox. It is from the most infamous of personages: The Reader. Let us read it together.
Hello Master Malstrom,
Someboy on Nintendolife Forums made a List of known Switch physical games. Here they are:
Legend of Zelda: BOTW
1 2 Switch
Just Dance 2017
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth +
Super Bomberman R
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Lego City Undercover
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Rime – “We’re currently working with Grey Box to check on the production pricing for cartridge Switch releases. We’ll ideally have additional information before long.”
Disgaea 5 Complete
Super Mario Odyssey
Fire Emblem Warriors
Minecraft Story Mode
Hey! Has Been Heroes is getting a cart! Do you know what that means, Dear Reader? It means INSTANT BUY.
Unfortunately, Has Been Heroes is exclusively published by Gamestop. You can only get the cart from Gamestop.
That means I should buy it immediately. It may be a limited run.
Above: Whatever this is, it is much more interesting than Western AAA gaming
“But Master Malstrom, why do I not hear the Internet bash this Switch game as ‘crappy graphics’ and not a ‘real game’?”
That is simple, Reader. It is because Has Been Heroes is coming to all the platforms. Just like Puyo Puyo Tetris and Disagea 5 are on PlayStation 4, the viral marketers will not bash them. Expect bashing only on third party exclusives such as Super Bomberman R.