Email: Bayonetta

Remember the meltdown when Bayonetta 2 was announced as exclusive to Wii
U? Meltdowns like this are good PR for Nintendo among the “hardcore”.

By the way, I could have bought Bayonetta 1&2 for 10€ two years back,
but because the game is heavily marketed towards 10-20 years younger
guys than I am, I thought I’d skip the games. I tried out the B2 demo
later, and the game kicked ass (and also, my 8-yo daughter loved it).
Damn I regret not buying the games back then. Just that the gameplay in
the marketing looked boring, and I prefer chicks I can stick my dick
into, instead of pixelated ones, so even the looks of the main character
didn’s sell me a copy.

What many people do not realize is that women love Bayonetta. Women love that ‘chicks playing volley ball game’, whatever it is called, for earlier systems. That’s right, Dead or Alive Xtreme.

Above: Do not watch the above for it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Women are the biggest fans of such games! The Happy Console Gamer (youtube personality) admits that Bayonetta was the game that got his young wife to bond with him when they started dating!

*Checks the prices for Bayonetta 1 and 2*

I see it going for around $50-70 for Wii U for both Bayonetta 1 and 2. You can get it cheaper on Ebay for around $30. But you are running out of time (and supply).