I feel like there is some sort of calling for me to explore the Wii U library and give the Internet the REAL REASON why the games didn’t sell the console. It is ridiculous when people say, “Wii games suck!” (Wii sells gazillions.) and “Wii U games are amazing!” (Wii U bombs.) I believe all the Wii U games are incorrectly reviewed on the Internet.
After this, I might just buy Darksiders II and stop buying Wii U games. Remember, I do this for you, the beautiful reader.
The three new games I bought are…. (drumroll)
Why did I get this game? Well, it is an easier game so I hear. I like that. It has co-op possibilities. But it looks like a solid Yoshi Island platformer. I’m curious. A review will be forthcoming.
Ahh, Wonderful 101. This game uses unique Wii U controls so it will not get ported. People say this is a great Wii U game. Nintendo Treehouse, when Wii U came out, hyped this game up as a killer app. The reality: the game bombed. Is it truly good? I’ll find out for you, beautiful reader (“Beautiful?” All my readers are beautiful.)
Is this the best RPG on the Wii U? Is this going to become a collector’s hit soon? I hate Fire Emblem and scared to death of all the Japanese pop culture in this game. But the Gamestop person said, “This is the last copy we have of this game…” as I got it for a very low price. So it may become valuable.
The game SEEMS different. But is it actually good or is it just ‘Internet good’? (Internet good is where people on the message forum all tell each other how great the game is where, in reality, no one likes it. See most hardcore games…) But we, gentle reader, will discover the truth about this game.
Now, I know what the reader is thinking, “Where are the Wii U reviews? OMG!” Hey, these things take time. I don’t just play through the game really fast and plop some text LIKE EVERY REVIEWER DOES ON THE INTERNET. I want to see if the game calls me back. Games like Nintendo Land do not call me back. I am happy to throw away the game and never see it again. My review process or value process is very different. I value games that I keep coming back to which are fun. I don’t like once done type games that are more ‘experiences’ than a game. If you want ‘experience’ instead of a game, go buy a Game Industry game which is why their games cannot hold any value are go to shit real fast.
A Wii U review section will be appearing soon on this site…