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Email: I can hardly believe you wasted your money on a 3DS XL Malstrom

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I got bored with Link Between Aonuma Turds myself upon making it to the dark world Zzzzzzzzz SNORE Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. -_-

Yet I was highly tempted to turn the game off long before that and NEVER play it again due to the antics and wanton hijinx of that homosexual “furry” Ravio creature a.k.a Tingle 2.0.

Ravio: Oh I see you’ve finally woken up Mr. Hero!

Link: Huh? W-wait did you slip something into my drink? And why does my ass hurt?? DID YOU R-

Ravio: RUPEES! Yes you will need plenty of them to rent these items from me which in superior pre-Aonuma Zelda games you had to find Mr. Hero!

Link: Ugh…

Ravio: Tee Hee Hee! Do you like the obnoxious Majora’s Mask on the wall of our house Mr. Hero? It is to remind all of our friends in gamer land of Mr. Aonuma’s greatness lest we forget!

*Suddenly The People’s Champion’s music hits and we all proceed to mark out as the Great One tells Ravio what we’ve all been hoping Link would do himself the entire game*

Anyway in closing,

The Citra Emulator is so far along you can now play this and the other underwhelming “OMG 3D!” Nintend-turds for 3DS XL on the bigscreen with far superior graphics Sean so again all I can say is what people normally say at funerals and that is…

“I’m sorry for your loss” (but this time its referring to cash).

Ravio is a homo? Now I’ve heard it all.

I think they were trying to find a use for Link’s House.

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